What to write on wedding card funny

What to write on wedding card funny

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Weddings are always special occasions. The wedding couple and the guests are not going to suppose that it is repeated for bride or groom. On the high divorce rate note, forbids absolutely. You should, however, grant the Couple’s courage and his Confidence in the Success of a good marriage strengths. The congratulations and good wishes to be delivered from the wedding guests in person or on wedding cards. Most of the sayings to the wedding, which will be used, a little dusty quotes that barely fit in today’s time. The Humor comes mostly too short. Timeless, modern, original and funny wedding sayings can be found here (also in

English with Translation).

Distant relatives of the bride and the groom are probably congratulate more formally, close relatives and friends are sure to prefer emotional texts. Good friends take it but often slack, because it may be a cheeky slogan. A bit of the wedding toast is allowed to be, when he should really be perceived. What to write in the guestbook, it should be something sophisticated, finally, it is there forever.

Bride or groom would like to say to the wedding, maybe more than just As a suggestion to find you in my verse forging numerous original love poems of various kinds and, of course,

funny love declarations.

Wedding toastAuthor: Horst Winkler

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Funny sayings to the wedding

Wedding toast
Author: Horst Winkler

Some stumble into the marriage
Andre choose Wisely
, However, the decisive factor is always
That they are quite happy

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Who will care his Partner can choose
With the heart and mind
, And know from experience what is one
Of the matrimony
Confidently look forward
And trust

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Is the Couple still virus-free
might somebody bring
It to your heart’s desire to press

And with Covid-to-assemble

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Modern Saying

Love is in times of crisis,
more valuable than ever before,
All the best drum the two of you
, And never loses the sense of Humor

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Funny Wedding Sayings

Like you, your mother-in-law
Then everything is beautiful in Butter,
find fault with you you
‘ll Stay as long as possible mute

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Now you two wear the Ring
, Yes, look at how fast it went
, I was amazed, as hers communicated
Was not really in haste
, it is not something out of the ordinary?
10 years you’ve been together

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Burning love is flaming hot,
Cool, no potion you with a lot of ice
Cold to bathe helps not more
, Not even the fire brigade

Want the flame does not go out
, There is not a big headache
because What you still can do
Because you put rings on

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Romantic Wedding

Comes the bride with white veil
Is romantic, this Celebration
, And with every Meter tulle
Increases the feeling

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Toast the bride and groom

When two such as you connect
What we all prima find
Because you are such a great Couple
Wishes you good luck for 100 years

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Friendly spell to the wedding

A good choice, and
you Have both. The hope
That the marriage to work
And really happy

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It is the small Golden Ring
On the Finger of a besondres thing
He shows men and all the ladies
The end. Amen

In women, it is the Signal
of A Flirt, and in some case,
Is he, but in your wallet
Because it’s all you think:

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Short Wedding Sayings

Much love and Lust
will be spared from the Ehefrust

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Clever corporal – never divided
, However, failed horizons expanded
Once divorced – never more at peace

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The marriage of the two of you had
big, there is always free –
you may also hurdles to overcome

And love to you always connect

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Wedding sayings for the groom

Make you happy, I advise you
otherwise, you getting Stress of me!

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If you think that now did you, you
And fall into lethargy
Was warned and hats well
Continue to love gluten

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Funny Advice

Thou shalt the woman, wear on hands
, at Least in the first few days,
Is it for you a little too hard to

make compliments all the more

The once is not enough
, Then buy her more beautiful jewelry
the you are not happy and cheerful,
Then I know it’s really not

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Weather forecast for the groom

Do you always listen to the woman
Remains the Ehehimmel blue

If you, your, however,
you soon in the rain

You think nothing of your Plan
probably Follows a hurricane

Will you pay is not what you ordered
will Punish you with ice cold

‘re reliable you are as a Savior
Then there is always good weather

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Wedding receptions are more
is the fire Department
Because your presence guarantees
That, whatever happens to
you, the damage is minimized

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Before the marriage starts to
understand what to expect from
Some of the late will recognize:
A Euro is worth 50 cents

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Before the marriage starts to
understand what to expect from
Some of the late will recognize:
A Euro is worth 50 cents

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Wedding spell, short and sassy

So, now you wear a Ring
out, flutter, butterfly!

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Whoever today’s wedding makes
Hats, hopefully, well-considered
Because of a divorce costs a lot of
Far more than money in the game

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In your new phase of life
In a different tax class,
everything Should be just fine paste
We wish luck and a lot of pleasure

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Who is more than well-understood
, And in a marriage
as it is highly doing
The shows self-assurance and courage

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The Marriage Covenant is regarded as the reason for
Not longer auszuschweifen
And romances here and there are
Also opportunities to take

Now ye seek to continue
What you very firmly connects
It grows and grows the lucky winning
The more you both will find

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Secret Marriage

No Herold travelled through the country
The news was not known
Even Facebook was not informed
And yet, it seems, it happened:
you have the consent given you
so much happiness in married life!

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Want to become a lovely woman and man
Full of grace and determination
Creeps in so easily, no man from thence
Is, ultimately, none of them completely immune to

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Are you a first verehelicht
‘re Looking for better you, the closeness

To some merrymaking
where many exceed
The limits, but does not hurt
Who is virtuous, the virtue sets

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You should not unsuspecting men
To be able to make altars tugging
, But they are more Mature then to years,
So shy, she often of the dangers

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You are happened to
Have realized
If you lose
Actual happiness minimizes
The hall soars
Quite loudly applauded
, And like to congratulates

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Modern toast to the wedding

Today, bumping all happy at
this bride-to-be and her husband,

their bond was tight, her luck is large
, The number of children in the Kingdom – and Cheers!

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Wedding toast

High live, this wedding couple
happiness is hold him for a hundred year,
And if he still is not enough
to be few added

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A Couple of very special way:
The man is so nice, the wife as tender

, As are the little ones?
You may be quite numerous!

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In the case of some of the wedding doubt to
Whether this is also really good can go
With you makes a marriage sense
, you get the certainly best hin

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Contemplative sayings to the wedding

Marriage is not a house of cards
holds a Vestige of
a hurricane, think of it as a Test
And keep good each other

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Request to the wedding

A lot of wishes today
And I am happy to vote with
My desire for you spouses:
Let the Gentiles be different

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Who is a female captured
Young and lovely to look at
and can never stop banging
on The can, the best friend, not to be trusted

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Extended Horizon

Many people are
For things a little blind
To make up for this
Can often be enough to
Go to marital bliss
Since sharpens most of your view

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If it is not the first wedding…

This time, the heck success
And fulfilling
Because a burnt child
Knows where the Traps are

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Wedding spell of a child

I don’t know whether I time make
your wedding today here
Is really a really cool thing
To I like you, nick!

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Original Slogan

Is in the bucket, the romance
Is the sound of then, it is easy to grumpy
I Tell you from experience,
So give her more food

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It is very important in married life,
The Other something to forgive

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When the freedom they enjoyed
, And the hunt is completed
, Finds all new meaning
whether it Is for you lucky winning

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The marriage of heaven? This is more of a joke
unless you think of Thunder and lightning

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self-rhymes?

Silly, but not meaningless

Are you doing it right
, Some prefer to leave everything as it is, because the New is not to be trusted.
Others prefer to leave it be, because you have no self-confidence.
And some of the pre-let no one come and trust no one.
But you can trust and that is a good thing.

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Astronomical Wedding Toast

Marriage is the sky, the wife of the sun.
The man is orbiting you on an elliptical path.
He allowed you to come so near, that him being hot.
He’s supposed to, but never so far removed,
that their attraction no longer acts.

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Trust the ship you boarded is.
May it withstand all Storms.

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Council for the Bäutigam

In every marriage, there are even disagreements.
Finally, two adults living together with different Personality.
Also you can come once to the dispute.
Crucial to the harmony of your relationship,then, is
that you in a timely manner, the three important words besinnst.
The three words that are rarely said, because they are to pronounce difficult for many.
But, every single argument and your wife again and again make you happy:
You’re right.

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All of your single friends today on this sad occasion gathered:
two cute Singles less!

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In a good marriage, it is as in the work:
It helps if the boss likes you.

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The statistics says: Married men live longer.
The experience says It much longer.

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In a marriage is about communication and compromise:
it makes the communication and compromise.

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Before you marry you should both eyes open wide,
but in marriage, one to push.

Before you get married make sure
that your cat is not allergic to it.

The three things that the man has to say,
in order for the marriage to be happy is:
You’re right. I’m wrong. I’m sorry.

A marriage is in danger, if the woman says:

And the man does not know what it was.

Some women treat their husbands as God:
they take little notice of him,
except when they need something.

In marriage, you have the choice:
right or live in harmony.

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A woman Worries about the future until she is married.
A man then.

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Marriage and Romance are mutually exclusive.
Once you have a Romance, your wife in the way.

Some lead a fairy-tale marriage. The tale is called

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Most people experience the miracle of love.
You are married, you wonder what you can experience.

Not just for a romantic walk in the Park,
no, even if her through the streets,
you ought to your wife firmly in the palm of your Hand.
Otherwise you are going shopping.

A man loses the fear of being robbed to be,
if he’s long enough to be married is.

Men who love their women really don’t talk to you because they want to interrupt.

Every man would like to cook a woman who is beautiful, sexy, smart, charming, and good.
But you must marry only one.

We don’t know your it needs.
Because you’re the most precious thing of all: your love for each other.
In contrast, the Material is of little value.
We ask you, our little gift nevertheless to adopt.
Maybe some use for it is found.

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You get married young, to collect quickly a lot of experience.
It marries old, used all the experience a little.

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If Married to a Couple for wedding, congratulations,
you may be in secret,
whether or not you might be better condole should.

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Getting married is a bit of a raffle.
Pulling a promising lot out of the large pot.
Unfortunately, you realize it only later, when it was the wrong one.
But the pot is big…

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